Monday, May 27, 2013

Extremely late post; Miracle Hair Expert promoter

It's almost a month since I worked there.
This is actually an unexpected job, Bryan just messaged me one day telling me that there's a job at Jusco Cheras Selatan, from 1st May to 5th May. and I stupidly applied without knowing what the hell I'll be selling.
What an idiot I am. -_-

This is actually one of the worst jobs I came across, maybe partly it was because of my own stupidity.

Let me begin from the start. I applied around 3 days before the job think, but I didn't get any reply. So meh, I didn't bother. Till around the night on 30th April, which is the day before 1st May. I got a call, saying that they just need me to work one day, which is only on Labor Day to replace the promoter.

I'm like, uh, okay, since I didn't have anything to do. Might as well get some money. So I agreed.
I then found out that I have to be selling first trial hair care vouchers. At the moment I'm like, 'screw....' since I know that it'll be hard to sell. But since I thought I'll only be working for a day, okay then, why not give it a shot.

I managed to sell 2 vouchers on that day. Our supervisor was there the whole day, and she taught me what we need to know to be able to sell.

Mind you, it wasn't easy to sell. Let me brief you a little lol.

I was taught how to use this thing, it's a device for scanning the scalp.
And let me show you something disgusting.

These are my hair. And the redness is my blood, since there's a wound on my head.

Well, I had to give costumer's free scalp analysis in order to get more costumer. And imagine I had to touch different people's hair every time. Fuck. =A=
I'm cringing at the memory lol.

Well, every time we analyze their scalp, we'll tell them that their pores are clogged, and that their hair is very oily. Or they have dandruff. It's shown by the device, but every freaking person have the same problems, even me and Crystal. And I'm beginning to suspect that it's just a very minor normal common problem, no big deal. But we're using these points to get the costumer to buy the vouchers.
So I feel like I'm telling lies all the time :/
Makes me feel bad.  
Okay, continue with my story, after the first day, the supervisor called Crystal (she was working with me too) and asked if we're free the next few days. Crystal said yes, then the supervisor said that she'll fire the actual promoter and hire us instead.

We're like whut? But then, it kinda happened so fast, I had no idea what actually happened.
....All I know is that I have go to work again the next day, and the coming few days lol.
But since the first day I worked there was okay, I thought I'd just continue.

On the second day, I found out from the promoter in the next booth that the two supposedly promoters that we replaced did not work yesterday because the company did not give them double salary because they have to work on Labor Day. Looking back, I feel stupid. Lol. Should have demanded double pay too.

And I fell sick on the second day FML. I tried working, but I have no mood at all. All I wanted to do was sit and stare into space. So I called my supervisor and told her I'll be going home early, around 4pm. I then called stupid bro to ask him to fetch me, but he fucking told me he was dota-ing and he need some time. Dafuq. I felt like I was dying and he told me to wait cause he's dota-ing. And he said 30 minutes to finish the game. By the time he finish and reached me it'll be around 45-50 minutes. I can't wait that long, I felt I was about to faint lol. So I called uncle instead. Uncle could fetch me, so I called bro again to tell him he doesn't need to come anymore. Then he fucking dare to scold me, saying why the hell can't I decide and that he said that in the previous call he said he'll only take a while.

....HELLO?! Fuck you. How is 30 minutes a while lol. I scold him back on the spot, then he said nevermind, he's coming now, told me to call uncle and tell him no need to fetch me anymore.
So I called. And after that I went to the restroom to wait for bro to reach, and I cried.
I'm already feeling like shit, then to feel that a stupid dota game is more important than me is stupid. Some more got scolded for stupid thing. Lol.

So that's the story on the second day. On the third day, it was quite shitty too. Crystal managed to sell 1 voucher, and I sold none. There was no one in the mall cause it's a weekday. And we felt pressured too, cause the stupid supervisor told as that we have to hit a sale target, because she fucking lied to the big boss about how many vouchers were sold the previous days and we need to cover up.
And we can't sell much since there's no fucking people in the mall. Dafuq.

Screw the supervisor. That was when I really fucking start to hate this job. I felt like everything there was a lie and everything we say and do is a lie and I'm fucking fed up with touching people's oily hair. Yuck. And a lot of the people there is fucking snobbish and ignores you like you're invisible or they fucking glare at you.

Stupid people. I was smiling nicely and asking nicely, can't you even give a simple smile, or say, no thank you? You parent never teach you any manners is it? Faggots.
Lol getting so fired up again just by fucking recalling.

Anyway, on the fourth day it wasn't so bad. It's Saturday, there's a lot of people. I managed to sell 9 vouchers that day. Crystal sold the same amount too.

On the last day, I refuse to really work hard anymore. I had enough lol, and it was General Election Day. No one was in the mood. Crystal and I just work half-heartedly. There was no supervisor or boss that day, until around 5pm. But then even with the boss there we kinda chit chat to him.

And oh, on the last day, there's a freaking customer that reminds me of a dude that confessed to me before. Fuck. That dude that confessed to me was annoying, doesn't understand common sense and gesture and reminds me of a pervert. (Even though he's probably not lol) and the stupid costumer was exactly the same. Screw screw screw. It takes all my will to keep myself from punching that dude face hahaha. But he bought a voucher though. So meh, nevermind, at least there's a commission.

When I saw him walking back I just ask Crystal to take over for me lol. I walk away. Can't stand him anymore -_-
Arrgghhh bad memories. -_____-

Anyway, after the last day, YAY!!!

Or not so yay. Because fuck this shit, I haven't gotten my salary yet. And it's already a fucking month. I tried calling a lot of time, no answers. And worse, now I can't contact at all. Fuck this shit.
Screw them screw them. But then today Crystal managed to contact one of the supervisor's colleagues, and the colleague said that he'll help us look into it. So just hope for then best for now.
If really no, I'll fucking go down to their roadshow now which is in Kepong and make a bug fiss there. >:(

Don't mess with me hmmmph.

So yeah, that's it, a shitty job.
The only good thing is that there's commission and bonus which I got paid on the spot. (Thank god for that).

And oh, another good thing is that on the first day, a costumer ( not even exactly a costumer, they didn't even purchase anything) randomly belanja me Nescafe because I answered some of their questions OAO They're a couple, so nice QwQ

What a pleasant surprise :)

Well, that's about it I guess.
Hope I'll get my salary soon.

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